Only a real man…

I know you’ve been crushing on me… i’ve known ever since i detected your presence lurking. it’s almost kind of cute, but let’s be serious. le’ts get one thing straight here; only a real man can have me. you, are not by any means anywhere near a real man. only a puny, pathetic excuse for one. it’s actually kind of sad that you would ever think you ever had a chance with me. i mean look at you, really. take a good hard look at yourself… what do you see? a nobody, that’s who. seriously though, i pity you. i pity any fool who thinks they can have me. it’s past the point of sad now, it’s just so pathetic that it’s starting to leave a bad taste in my mouth…. ugh, yuck.